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Im the BOSS
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:
“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

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College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up."Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communicationsmajor in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I'm listening."

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Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

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Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start moving.